The Life of a Memelord
Once upon a time there was a young girl who went by the name of Jenna. She was different than most girls, in most ways. She decided to make a list of her differences.
- She had a strange obsession with creating lists.
- She never really liked bullet points
- She spent her time making strange blog posts about herself
- She had a slightly concerning addiction to Hamilton
- She loved memes
- She enjoyed writing. SHE ENJOYED WRITING ESSAYS LIKE WHO DOES THAT
- She greatly enjoyed listening to emo music
- She found A Wrinkle In Time boring.
- She found Tuck Everlasting even MORE boring.
- She disliked coffee with a burning passion
- She disliked iced tea with a slightly less burning passion, but burning nonetheless
Despite all the lack of similarities with those of her kind, she still had a good amount of friends. She still researched memes in her spare time, however. At multiple points, she supplied others with the dank memes. At some times, she considered herself a dank meme.
She also loved to eat pototaes. (poe-toe-tays)
Despite what the title may lead some to believe, she is still alive today.
And that, my children, was the life of a memelord.