Once upon a time there was a young girl who went by the name of Jenna. She was different than most girls, in most ways. She decided to make a list of her differences.

 

  1. She had a strange obsession with creating lists.
  2. She never really liked bullet points
  3. She spent her time making strange blog posts about herself
  4. She had a slightly concerning addiction to Hamilton
  5. She loved memes
  6. She enjoyed writing. SHE ENJOYED WRITING ESSAYS LIKE WHO DOES THAT
  7. She greatly enjoyed listening to emo music
  8. She found A Wrinkle In Time boring.
  9. She found Tuck Everlasting even MORE boring.
  10. She disliked coffee with a burning passion
  11. She disliked iced tea with a slightly less burning passion, but burning nonetheless

 

Despite all the lack of similarities with those of her kind, she still had a good amount of friends. She still researched memes in her spare time, however. At multiple points, she supplied others with the dank memes. At some times, she considered herself a dank meme.

She also loved to eat pototaes. (poe-toe-tays)

Despite what the title may lead some to believe, she is still alive today.
And that, my children, was the life of a memelord.